magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end
being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all
the show (going out to get groceries. making myself a nice dinner. showering and opening the windows. being kind to myself in everything i do) Must go on
give me booboo wheel… i must have booboo wheel i simply must!
yes, yes…!
the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent
you’re gonna go to the hardware store
you’re gonna get some joint COMpound
you’re gonna get some CAULK and you’re gonna caulk that shit!
uhhh fyi I’m not your fucking gopher
fyi FYI??? YOU CAULKED IT UP YOUR GONNA CAULK IT OUT!
okay I would love to, but my licence is expired. F. Y. I!
you drove in this morninggg
Sydney :) you wanna help? you can take him
time out, I’ll uber, thank you (oh, grow up!)
surge rates fucko!
i don’t think it’s unreasonable to want music to travel down my ears and reverberate in my chest until im positively vibrating with sounds and explode into music shaped confetti it’d be really cool if that happens
hes an old man to YOU to me hes a beautiful young maiden. and also an old man
wait are y’all an ocean guy, lake guy, or river guy. i am a river guy tbh
